“Max Ruins Everything for Everyone” Crop Top
Lightweight, airy, and quietly bold — this cropped tank brings literary wit into your everyday rotation. The soft white fabric drapes with an easy, relaxed silhouette, while the subtle raw sleeve edges and ribbed collar add a lived-in, effortless feel. Centered on the front, a delicate serif line reads “MAX RUINS EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE” with a small cursive attribution beneath, giving the top a quietly sardonic voice. Wear it layered over high-waist jeans for coffee runs, under an oversized blazer for late-afternoon study sessions, or as your go-to tee for small gatherings where smart humor lands. It moves with you, breathes in hot rooms, and reads like a knowing aside to anyone who gets the reference.
Product features
- Soft blend: 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester for a smooth, durable hand.
- Extra light fabric (3.6 oz/yd²) for breathable, warm-weather wear.
- Relaxed, cropped fit with a naturally draped hemline.
- Raw-cut sleeve edges for an effortless, casual look.
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and easy wear.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.22 | 17.72 | 19.49 | 21.50 | 23.50 |
| Length, in | 19.49 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 |